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Those damn kids and their rap music.
According to The Smoking Gun, an 84-year-old Evansville man was arrested Saturday afternoon after police said he dumped a bowl of urine onto a 13-year-old boy from the second floor of his home while the two were arguing about “smashed bricks on his property.”
Police said Charles Weatherford called 911 to report vandalism on his property, and while onsite, police noticed a “strong odor of urine, but they were unable to determine the source.” A short while later, the teenage boy’s mother called police and said her son had been “assaulted with bodily waste.”
Police then returned to Weatherford’s home, and the ornery old man said that he does in fact keep a bowl of piss handy for self defense purposes. That was good enough for the officers, and they arrested him for battery by communicable bodily waste and battery on a victim under 14 years of age.
It’s unknown whether Weatherford himself urinated into the bowl or if it was a collection of animal piss. It’s also unknown which of those would be more disgusting.
