Bored Elon Musk Has Some Excellent Ideas

Bored Elon Musk Has Some Excellent Ideas To Improve Our Lives

While Ya Boy Bill Nye is tweeting scientific facts all while keeping it hood, parody account Bored Elon Musk is tweeting various invention ideas that can go a long way to improving our way of life. Because even if he does have billions and billions of dollars, that doesn’t mean he sleeps on enhancing the future. Check out some of Bored Elon Musk’s best ideas.

Computer monitors that zoom in the window you’re looking at when you move your head closer to the screen.

— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) June 22, 2015

Windshield that projects imaginary landscapes around you when driving through boring flyover states.

— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) June 27, 2015

Shazam for telling you what that noise is in the middle of the night.

— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) July 11, 2015

Office chairs with a hard reset button for their settings.

— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) June 17, 2015

Subtitles for Skype

— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) August 17, 2015

Podiums with built-in stun guns that go off after exactly 60 seconds.

— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) August 7, 2015

On-demand parrot that sit on your shoulder and repeats “NO” until the rental car place just gives you the keys.

— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) August 3, 2015

Mirror that displays this graphic on the rare occasion you tie your necktie correctly on the first try. pic.twitter.com/jnEebo9Fnt

— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) June 20, 2015

Vending machine that lets you exchange tangled headphones + 50 cents for a fresh pair.

— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) July 13, 2015

Eye-tracking app that sees when you’re entering deep thought and changes your computer’s display/audio to replicate a shower.

— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) July 29, 2015

On-demand service that lets you hire someone else to glare at parents in public until they take their loud children elsewhere.

— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) July 25, 2015