Unfortunately, that naked stranger was not Kate Upton.
According to Daily Mail, a Maroubra couple woke up early Monday morning after a naked 25-year-old Irish guy crawled into bed with them. And since they weren’t on the set of “Eyes Wide Shut,” they called the police.
The couple, Chris and Katie, managed to get the intruder outside, but he quickly reentered the house through a window the couple leaves open for their cat, which is the same way police believe he entered the house the first time around.
Thankfully, police arrived shortly afterward to apprehend the naked man, and thankfully, a local news station in Australia found the story newsworthy.
The best part of that clip has to be how crazy the guy thought it was that police in Australia would just “pin a person down without even asking them,” which hopefully he understands — now that the drugs have worn off — probably wouldn’t have been the case if he would have been in his own house.
Hey, it could have been worse. They could have woken up to this guy in their bed: Naked Ohio Teen Breaks Into House, Gets Shot And Then Begins Masturbating
