It’s nice that smokers can find an alternative to blowing smoke in our faces all the time, but unfortunately many people who vape think it turns them into some sort of James Bond enforcer of coolness that can take a puff wherever and whenever they want. We’re all glad you stopped smoking, but we do have to make fun of you just a little. Here are 21 of the funniest tweets about the joys of using a vape pen.
Okay we get it you vape pic.twitter.com/UZEWVHYAop
— pauly casillas (@PaulyPeligroso) August 4, 2015
Waitress: Excuse me, there’s no smoking in here. Me: I’m not smoking, I’m vaping. Waitress: What’s the difference? [fixing my fedora] Well-
— Thynebear @ Moonrise (@Thynebear) June 22, 2015
I just put these exciting new vape juice flavours in my store: – Sports Sock – Elderly Lady’s Perfume – Wet Gutter Leaves – My Actual Blood.
— Mark Leggett (@markleggett) June 1, 2015
Please vape my ashes when I die
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) May 23, 2015
[2024] “Yeah my dad left to get vape juice 6 years ago, but he never came back”
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) April 24, 2015
designing a nacho vape pen. pic.twitter.com/IXWhdcBPiY
— Trevor S (@trevso_electric) April 24, 2015
Me: Remember when you said you can’t teach an old dog new tricks? Well I taught Rex how to vape Son: NO WAY?! Where is he? Me: He’s dead son
— GoaT FacE ThrillA (@EndhooS) July 6, 2015
*inhales vape pen* iPhone’s only have fingerprint features for our government to have access to your fingerprint. Steve jobs is illuminati
— Josh Cola (@SatansTongue) July 4, 2015
Sir you can’t do that here “Don’t worry, it’s just an e-cigarette” Sir vaping is fine, I need you to stop masturbating
— Brian Essbe (@SortaBad) August 2, 2015
*as Humphrey Bogart turns off his vape pen* “Play it again, Skrillex.”
— Will Weldon (@oldmanweldon) June 2, 2015
vaping…yeah thats cool haha (pops my suspenders) i smoke old school cigs. and i fuck typewriters
— everett (@rad_milk) February 16, 2015
[does a smoke trick with my vape pen while wearing a TapOut shirt] “what do u mean a woman is running for president”
— EJ Gomez (@EJGomez) April 13, 2015
Just had my first vaping experience. Very convincing: like smoking a piece of buttered toast.
— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) March 22, 2015
Chandler Bing would be vaping constantly if Friends was making new episodes and we all know it.
— Michael Flynn (@Home_Halfway) July 21, 2015
We replaced the cast of Entourage with 5 vape pens and a pack of red bull. Let’s see if anyone notices
— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) June 3, 2015
[undercover] Hey, fellow teens, got any of the 420 drugs? “yeah man, you vape?” I vape hard as heck! [takes hit of asthma inhaler]
— Terry F (@daemonic3) May 30, 2015
[appears from a giant vape cloud] Hi I’m your new step-dad
— Jazmasta (@jazmasta) June 30, 2015
couples who vape together, stay together
— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) June 9, 2015
I have no opinion on vaping except I hate the word “vaping.”
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) July 11, 2015
all I need in this life of sin is me and my vape pen
— Ristolable (@Ristolable) April 22, 2015
My dad caught me vaping and to punish me made me drink four gallons of vape juice.
— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) May 21, 2015