Here’s A Man Dry Humping A Chair On A Las Vegas Dance Floor

August 10, 2015

They say that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but that apparently isn’t the case when everyone around you pulls out their cellphones and records you dry humping the hell out of a chair on the dance floor with the assistance of a cup that once held a large frozen daiquiri.

I believe it was Hunter S. Thompson who said, “Anything worth doing is worth doing right,” and that couldn’t be more true in this case. I mean, after somebody gets the first 20 seconds of your dry hump sesh on camera, it doesn’t matter what you do after that because you’re going to be an Internet sensation for the rest of your life, so you might as well go the whole nine yards.

And we could be wrong, but based on how slow and relaxed things got at the end of that video, odds are he needed a change of shorts before he hit the next casino for some late-night karaoke.

h/t Barstool Sports

Here’s a guy who was able to own the dance floor without sacrificing his dignity: Watch This Grandpa Kill It on the Dance Floor

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