This is probably not the bright future her parents had in mind.
Miranda Baldonado, 19, was pulled over in Arizona, along with two other accomplices, and needed medical assistance after it was discovered she had heroin shoved up her vagina. Yes. Heroin. Up her vagina.
Baldonado was a passenger in a car driven by convicted drug trafficker Michael Torrez when it was stopped by police and searched by dogs. A pound of heroin was then found wrapped in condoms (condoms are used to protect things, so makes sense), but police discovered that more heroin was being hidden … inside private areas.
Like a vagina.
I should say “vaginas” because another passenger, 19-year-old Sarah Valencia, also had heroin in her vagina. Sarah was able to remove it without medical assistance. I guess she’s a pro.
If you were interested in what Sarah the pro looks like here she is:
Everyone in the car was charged with multiple felonies, including possession and transportation of narcotics for sale, and Sarah and Miranda were also charged with evidence tampering.
Miranda and Sarah are being held on a $150,000 bond.
Via Bro Bible
