Most people refrain from giving wet willies to their own children much less to kids who are of no relation.
But not this creep.
According to WFSB, a 34-year-old Connecticut man was arrested in Shelton earlier this week when he stuck his finger in his mouth and then shoved it in some random four-year-old boy’s ear while his horrified mother looked on.
The boy and his mother were in the waiting room of a Center Street business when Michael Migani unleashed the “wet willy heard ’round Connecticut.”
No word on what Migani expected onlookers’ reactions would be, but he allegedly fled the scene in his car when the kid’s mom and staff members took offense to his actions. Police caught up with him a short while later and charged him with second-degree breach of peace and reckless endangerment.
Hopefully, the boy’s mother doesn’t have high hopes of monetary compensation for Migani’s a-hole move, as it looks like it’s been quite some time since Migani had more than 12 bucks in his possession.
Here’s another guy who has no shot at becoming this country’s next president: Idiot Pokes Sleeping Anaconda With Stick
