Guy In School Bathroom Stall Busts Other Guy Watching Loud Porn

July 29, 2015

Finding the strength and courage to drop a deuce in a public bathroom can be difficult at times, and we imagine that it’s even more trying to get the job done when the guy in the stall next to you is watching what sounds like a very talented girl pleasuring herself with something similar in size to a tree trunk, and he’s doing so with the volume turned up to 11.

I’ll be honest: The last time I experienced a more uncomfortable silence than that was when my grandma farted at Christmas Mass.

And for the record, you can find a set of earbud headphones for less than five bucks these days, public porn watching guy.

h/t Barstool Sports

Even worse than getting busted watching smut in a school bathroom? You guessed it: Getting caught watching it in Parliament: Politician Caught Watching Porn In Parliament

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