Florida Man Arrested After Masturbating In Front Of Family Waiting In McDonald’s Drive-Thru

This is pretty much the exact opposite of a Happy Meal.

According to WWSB, a 56-year-old Tallahassee man was arrested last week after he allegedly jerked off in front of a family who was waiting for their order in a local McDonald’s drive-thru.

Police said Homer Williams asked the woman behind the wheel of the car and her boyfriend in the front seat for a cigarette last Wednesday. When they told him they were fresh out of heaters, Williams decided to start masturbating in front of their vehicle for all to see.

That “all” not only included the woman and her boyfriend but also three young girls in the backseat who were between seven and 13 years of age.

Police charged Williams with lewd and lascivious exhibition, and they should have a slam dunk case against him once McDonald’s managers hand over the security footage. They told police that the footage does exist, but it won’t be available until a later date, which sounds to us like they’re hoping the crew at TMZ is interested in overpaying for it first.

They handle things like this differently outside of Florida: Man Masturbating In Port-A-Potty Gets Knocked Over By Homeless Vigilantes

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