Or it could be a pink bottle of champagne. Or even better, both.
According to the Daily Mail, either a completely innocent woman or a British gal who wanted the world to know that she is one kinky woman was photographed with what looks like a giant pink dildo protruding from her backpack while she was waiting for a train in London yesterday.
Fellow mass transit user Stef Barry snapped the photo while she was waiting for her train and later posted it to her Facebook page. Hundreds of users left comments speculating exactly what was poking out of this young lady’s backpack.
Some users thought the object was something “totally innocent” like an umbrella or bottle of champagne. Another user guessed that it was a stun gun, but we’ve never had one used on us that looks like a penis.
The real answer may never be known unless the woman herself responds to the Facebook post. Although, it would be a lot easier to pinpoint what it is if we knew whether she was reading the Holy Bible while waiting for her train or “Fifty Shades of Grey.”
If that is what we think it is, you shouldn’t use it while driving: Woman Too Busy Using Sex Toy In Traffic Crashes Into Van