I guess sometimes the thought of fish reminds you of how much you enjoy sex with your girlfriend.
According to Metro, a British couple who said they were on their way to a garden center to buy some fish decided to make a detour for a quick shag in a phone booth recently. It wasn’t quick enough, though, as a passerby managed to snap several photos of the two bumping uglies.
Another passerby who witnessed the lovebirds going at it in the Staffordshire town of Tamworth said that he expects behavior like that from dogs, but not from humans.
“There are loads of old people living near that phone box and use it to call friends and family,” he said. “Who on earth will want to use it now?”
The answer? You guessed it: The very same couple.
Gavin Wain and Lisa Kerley returned to the love booth for a recent photo-op after talking to the media about their romp.
The couple said they had a several bottles of booze from the supermarket before they decided to make their way to a fish store, and the hornballs decided to have a public plow sesh along the way because the alcohol eventually got the best of them.
“We were both in the mood and were just taken short as we passed the phone box,” Kerley said. “We do like sex outdoors.”
Um, no shit.
Hey, at least they didn’t do it with a horse: Wisconsin Man Arrested for Performing Oral Sex on Horse
