First free weed, and now Portland has dildos hanging around everywhere. They are truly innovators.
The Portland Office of Neighborhood Involvement have recently been receiving a lot of reports, reports that large, white and orange dildos are hanging off power lines. The dildos are everywhere, mainly in major commercial streets.
Portland General Electric do not believe they are a fire hazard.
No word yet on who has been putting these dildos on power lines, or why. Perhaps it’s an art student, but it’s probably a guy that is fed up with his wife not paying attention to him anymore. Most likely.
Via Boing Boing
