Yeah, that’s usually frowned upon outside of the bedroom or dungeon, especially when you do it right in front of a cop.
According to the Daily Mail, a 57-year-old St. Petersburg woman was arrested and charged with domestic battery after she hit her lesbian partner in the face with a dildo during an argument over what must have been one hell of a dress.
Police said Gazme Capaner-Ridley filed for a civil domestic violence injunction on Friday, and she returned to the residence she shared with Annette Kielhurn, along with a police officer to retrieve her belongings.
At some point during the retrieval process, Capaner-Ridley grabbed a dress that Kielhurn strongly believed didn’t belong to her. You know, the kind of strong belief where you “intentionally shove a dildo in the victim’s face and grab her right arm” in an effort to show that the dress does in fact belong to you.
Kielhurn was immediately arrested and charged with domestic battery by the officer onsite.
It’s unknown which one of the ladies owned the dildo or if there will be a similar fight over possession of it, but if so, that’s something I’d pay 20 bucks to watch.
They have been using sex toys as weapons out west for years: New Mexico Woman Arrested for Beating Her Mother With a Vibrator
