Hammered and giving handies outside of a Jones Beach liquor store on a Sunday night? If so, odds are you’re either unemployed or on vacation. Or both.
Look, some random dude getting an HJ outside of a liquor store on Long Island on a Sunday night isn’t necessarily newsworthy, and anybody who has ever been there will tell you that.
But what happens at the 20-second mark sure as hell is.
Oh, it’s all fun and games until some guy walks around the corner holding his 2-year-old son.
And that, kids, is the story of why your Uncle Mike had to knock on all of his neighbors’ doors and tell them that he is a sexual predator.
h/t Barstool Sports
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