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And that’s probably not even the strangest part of the story.
According to the Daily Mail, a Chinese man riding on the back of a Shanghai taxi motorcycle with another passenger recently decided to entertain himself by watching porn on his phone, but fell off when the driver hit a speed bump, and then broke his penis in the process.
Chinese Man Watching Porn on Taxi Motorbike Falls Off and Breaks His Penis
Police said the man lost his balance because he had one hand on his phone, and the impact from the fall damaged the tissue around his penis. The man said he now suffers from erectile dysfunction, so he’s suing the driver for almost $65,000.
No word on where his other hand was at the time of the fall, or if the other passenger with him on the scooter plans to sue him for being a perv.
Although, anybody who has ever been to Shanghai would probably tell you that this was probably the least perverted thing that happened in the city on that fateful day. And you can take that to the bank.
