Sorry man, that’s not how it works outside of the porn industry.
According to the Washington Post, a woman who hailed a taxicab in Washington, D.C. early Saturday morning was driven to Fairfax County and then asked by the driver to perform oral sex on him.
The woman told police that after she informed the driver he wasn’t even close to where she asked him to take her, he gave her an ultimatum: Either give him a blow job or get out of his cab.
She got out of his cab.
Police said the woman called them from the side of a residential road in McLean where the cabbie left her just before 3 a.m. Unfortunately for everybody except the cab driver, the woman could not remember the taxi’s license plate number or the name of the company that owned the vehicle, so odds are the perv will never be apprehended.
Well, unless he is stupid enough to try it again.
Here are 10 reasons why the cabbie should have just gone home and masturbated: 10 Surprising Health Benefits of Routinely Rubbing One Out
