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If the thought of it being Monday doesn’t get you sick enough, perhaps this story will. A bunch of lads out there in England decided it would be a good idea to shave their pubes and glue it on their friend’s face on his bachelor party.
Mark Longley allowed his friends to glue their pubic hair on his face to celebrate his final night as an unmarried man. Because that’s the type of thing they do in England now. Photos of Longley with his new facial hair were uploaded by his best man, Steve West who explains that the “pube beard” wouldn’t have been made possible without donations by Mark’s friends.
Aside from the very thoughtful gift that was the “pube beard,” Longley was also taped to a wheelchair, made to wear clown shoes, and was drawn on with permanent marker. Give a drunk guy a permanent marker and it’s pretty easy to imagine the things they drew on their friend.
I’m sure Longley’s wife has seen the pictures of him with man fur on him, so one has to wonder if she regrets marrying this man. Whatever happened to bachelor parties that involved just getting drunk and reminiscing about singlehood? Whatever happened to friends that don’t glue their pubic hair on your face?
Via Buzzfeed
