Teacher Asks Students to Write 16-Line Poem, Kid Does One on Cocaine

April 10, 2015

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Who knew that poetry could be so damn addicting?

According to Redditor carlsjuniorIII, a teacher recently asked his or her students to write a 16-line poem, but one of them was a tad more arousing than the rest, as one student turned in a poem about cocaine that featured a picture of 12 lines of blow preceded by four lines of text.

It’s not the first time a student had a little fun with his assignment: Student ‘Rickrolls’ His Teacher in Essay on Quantum Physics

Unless this kid’s teacher is a major cokehead or grew up in the ’80s, odds are it didn’t go over very well. But it is definitely “#DEEP,” and it probably has a higher street value compared to what else was handed in.

We’re not sure which school this poem came from, but we think it’s safe to assume it isn’t a Catholic one.

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