Um, is this going to be on the midterm?
According to The Telegraph, a university lecturer in London named Lauren Barri Holstein recently screened an X-rated film of herself titled “Splat!” to her first-year drama students. It featured scenes of her throwing tomatoes against a knife that was inserted into her vagina, urinating while wearing what appears to be a reindeer mask and roller skates, and “giving birth to a small, plastic Bambi figurine.”
Naturally, some students at Queen Mary University of London didn’t care for Barri Holstein’s “feminist performance art concerned with the female body.”
“It was surreal. I honestly didn’t know how to react,” one drama student told the school newspaper. “I don’t think I’ll ever be able to look her in the eye in person, it’s just weird. It’s not even the fact we saw her lady parts, it’s the fact I literally have no idea how the clip was in any way related to this module. It was just so extreme and I don’t understand why it was in any way necessary.”
We’ll assume that this student won’t be watching the scene where Barri Holstein inflates a condom with her vagina in its entirety, but if something like that will help speed up your Tuesday afternoon, then feel free to check out the VERY NSFW trailer here. (Warning: It is very graphic, and very weird.)
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