Hey, if that’s what it takes to make sure this guy doesn’t father any children, then so be it.
According to Gawker (Warning: very NSFW photo shown at this link), a dude got his erect penis stuck in a roll of tape last week and decided to jump on 4chan to ask people for help in getting the damn thing off.
The man said he put his dong in the tape roll because he was “bored and a girl started sending pictures of her feet.”
Responses to his conundrum were mixed. While some people offered advice on how to lose the boner, others felt the need to make his “sticky situation” even worse by hoping for disaster.
One person told the guy to start doing math problems while another told him to run some water over it and call an ambulance. One guy was far less sympathetic and responded with “I legit (sic) hope your dick falls off.”
No word if that actually happened. In fact, the only thing we do know is that the girl must have had really nice feet.
Here’s another guy who decided to share his embarrassment with the world: Man on Reddit Says He Started Fire Attempting to Clean His Wife’s Dildos
