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According to the New York Daily News, a 34-year-old Chartiers Township woman is in deep shit after police said she drove drunk with her young son in the car to an orgy that went awry when another woman became enraged that she was stripping in front of her kid.
Of course, Young refused to leave the scene without a fight, and she kicked and spit on the officers as they attempted to take her into custody. She was eventually arrested and now faces charges of DUI, child endangerment, aggravated assault, public drunkenness, disorderly conduct, reckless endangerment, resisting arrest and indecent exposure.
On the bright side, thanks to this mug shot we now know what Chris Farley‘s impression of Derek Zoolander would have looked like.