Yeah, you can’t do that. Even in Florida.
According to the Orlando Sentinel, a 31-year-old naked woman was arrested and charged with criminal mischief and “exposing her sexual organs” after police said she stopped traffic Sunday night and masturbated in front of a couple inside a Lexus.
Police said Amie Carter then climbed on the hood, stomped on the car and threw a cell phone at another vehicle behind the Lexus. She was still naked when cops found her shortly after 11 p.m. Officers asked her to get out of the street, but she refused, probably because she was on “heavy drugs.”
After a bout of “pulling and kicking her legs in the air,” officers were able to wrestle Carter to the ground, cover her in a blanket and put her in handcuffs.
Authorities said Carter caused approximately $1,500 in damage to the Lexus, which we’re guessing is going to be quite a bitch for her to come up with.
Carter actually seems pretty normal when you compare her to this guy: Florida Man Had Sex with His Pit Bull in Front of His Neighbors
