‘Cowgirl’ is the Sex Position Most Likely to Wreck the Penis

Of course, you’re still better off doing that than getting a handy from Edward Scissorhands.

According to a recent Brazilian study, a man is most likely to fracture his penis during sexual intercourse with a woman when she is on top.

Between 2000 and 2013, there were 42 confirmed cases of penile fracture reported at various hospitals. 28 of those patients said they broke their knob during heterosexual intercourse, with half of them saying it happened when the woman was doing her thing on top.

Researchers suggested the reason behind “cowgirl” being the most devastating is that the woman controls the penis with her entire body weight on it when she’s in that position.

Half of the 42 patients told doctors they heard an “audible crack” while bumping uglies, and that just sounds awful. However, almost 29 percent of the 28 heterosexual men with broken hogs said it happened when they were in the “doggy style” position.

Six men told doctors they broke their schlongs through some kind of penile manipulation, but they didn’t give any specifics. And to be honest, we don’t want to know.

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