Inexpensive used automobiles with under 100,000 miles on them can be titillating, but this is ridiculous.
According to the Sun Sentinel, a Florida couple was arrested early Monday morning after they allegedly got buck naked and humped each other on top of a 2004 Kia Sedona at Mike’s Auto Sales in West Palm Beach.
A male witness told police he heard moaning coming from the parking lot around 3 a.m. and was offended once he saw what 18-year-old Erin Byrd and 29-year-old Ramon Mitchell were doing.
When police arrived on the scene, they found Byrd and Mitchell sitting in the Kia van. Mitchell apparently wasn’t a fan of their arrival and spat in one officer’s face. Both he and his f-buddy were arrested and charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, trespassing and burglary.
Mitchell was also charged with assaulting an officer because of the spitting incident, and the officer was taken to a hospital and treated for “bio hazard exposure.”
Let’s be honest: If the officer was getting treated after just getting spit on my Mitchell, Byrd might want to think about seeking medical attention immediately.
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