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Depending on what he had for lunch, it’s probably safe to assume she overreacted.
According to Huffington Post, a 17-year-old girl at a Staten Island high school was charged with felony and misdemeanor assault after she beat the piss out of a 15-year-old boy last week who allegedly farted too close to her.
Staten Island Student Beats the Hell Out of Boy Who Farted Near Her
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South Richmond High School student Joquasha Rosado allegedly “bashed the boy in the head with a metal stool” last Monday and then punched him 10 to 15 times for an encore, all while swearing and yelling at him just for dropping ass. The boy needed eight medical staples to close one of his wounds but is expected to be OK.
Along with the assault charges, Rosado was also slapped with a charge of criminal weapon possession. It’s unsure if she’ll argue that the victim’s stank was so wretched that he should be charged with that as well. In conclusion, don’t fart near this gal.
