Well, that’s why you wait until she goes to the supermarket.
According to TC Palm, 21-year-old Anthony Smith was arrested last month after he allegedly stood naked in his yard and masturbated.
Police said two people complained after they witnessed Smith jacking off in his yard in his birthday suit. When a sheriff’s lieutenant arrived on the scene, he found Smith “bending down naked in the driveway” next door. Smith then stood up, ran back to his house and put on some clothes.
When officers questioned him, Smith said he was forced to go outside to punch his clown because his mother banned him from watching porn inside the house. He also claimed walking outside buck naked gave him a high, especially if somebody saw him.
Apparently, seeing a naked grown man cranking it outside didn’t give the officers a high, and they charged him with exposure of sexual organs. No word if Smith will spend any time behind bars, but if he does, he might feel quite differently about letting people watch him go to town on himself.
If this guy winds up being Smith’s cellmate, it could be one hell of a sitcom: Ohio Man Arrested For Having Sex With Pool Float … Again
