If the best damn lawyer in Pennsylvania wasn’t already at the top of Jacklyn Blake’s Christmas list this year, it sure as hell should be now.
According to the New York Daily News, the 47-year-old Wilkes-Barre, Pa., woman was arrested on Thanksgiving after she stabbed her boyfriend because he started eating their turkey dinner while she “slept off a bender.”
When police arrived at Blake’s house, they found what we’re assuming will soon be her ex-boyfriend holding a towel over his chest. He told officers Blake not only stabbed him when she woke up from a nap because he started the meal without her but also threw the knife at him, and it ended up hitting him just below his left eye.
Naturally, Blake had fallen asleep after spending the early part of her turkey day getting hammered.
Police said Blake confessed to the stabbing upon their arrival. She was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, simple assault, reckless endangerment and making terrorist threats.
In a related story, if you’re wondering what to get Jacklyn Blake this holiday season, either money for bail or some kind of medication should do the trick.
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