Although based on his actions, that might just be a cover for his real name: Richard Head.
According to the Gainesville Sun, police arrested a 58-year-old Orlando man named Phuc Kieu Sunday afternoon after he allegedly tried to rape and rob a man who had just used an ATM.
Gainesville police said Kieu was sitting in his Honda Civic watching gay porn on a portable DVD player when a man who had just withdrawn $220 from an ATM walked past the car. Kieu allegedly jumped out of the vehicle, threw the man into the driver’s seat and tried to pull off his clothes while he straddled him.
The man was luckily able to push Kieu off of him and get away, and he ran to a nearby shopping center yelling, “Rapist!” He was able to maintain possession of his backpack, but his recently withdrawn cash went missing “at some point” during the scuffle.
Police charged Kieu with sexual assault, kidnapping and robbery without a weapon, which must mean that erections are not considered weapons in the state of Florida.
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