Here’s a story that could qualify as both the grossest and hottest robbery of the year. I mean, there had to be an 18-year-old employee stocking cough syrup and pantyhose somewhere in the store who thought this was the greatest thing he had ever seen.
According to UPI, a “robust” German woman robbed a pharmacy in Darmstadt Monday afternoon by exposing her boobs and spraying employees with her breast milk.
Employees told police the woman acted as if she was interested in purchasing a breast pump worth $25 and handed the cashier a bill worth approximately $255. She then whipped out a nipple and “used her fingers to make it squirt milk at a pharmacist.”
Despite soaking the first pharmacist, the woman still had enough milk left in the tank to move on to a second cash register and do the same thing. At the end of the night, that register was $127 short. Police said the woman’s spray sesh was “likely a distraction for the woman’s theft.”
Um, no shit.
Call us crazy, but if the woman handed over a note worth $255 and only made off with $127, this would probably also qualify as the dumbest robbery of all time.
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