Let’s be honest: Boobs can be quite the distraction. Apparently, dozens of bare-breasted women running down the street were so distracting to one French police officer over the weekend that he forgot how to execute the simple task of putting one foot in front of the other:
If only somebody had taken the time to add audio of the late Howard Cosell yelling “Down goes Frazier,” we really would have had something here. Then again, since we’re dealing with exposed jugs, we’re sure nobody is really that busted up about it not being in there.
According to Gawker, the demonstration this weekend was “organized to protest the ‘sexual exhibition’ conviction of Iana Zhdanova.” Zhdanova was arrested for allegedly “stabbing a statue of Vladmir Putin while topless.”
Zhdanova and the fleeing demonstrators are part of a feminist protest group called FEMEN. Founded in Ukraine in 2008, the “often-topless” group is now based in Paris.
We’re unsure if such an award even exists, but if it does, we’d bet that they’ve been named France’s most popular group of protesters at least twice.
Chasing a group of topless women is ridiculous, but tripping students rushing a soccer field is even worse: Watch This Jerk Cop Trip Students Celebrating State Title
