Well, it used to be worth $25,000.
According to Huffington Post, a career criminal was arrested Sunday after allegedly stealing an Australian tourist’s Yacht-Master II Rolex and cramming it up her vagina during her failed getaway.
Police said Brenton Price brought 25-year-old Sacharye Tims back to his room at the New York City Holiday Inn after meeting her at the hotel bar. After receiving a “massage,” Price said Tims complained that his watch was scratching her and convinced him to take it off.
But 10 minutes later, Price noticed the watch was gone, and he had a pretty good idea who took it. When Price confronted Tims, she beat the piss out of him, causing “swelling and bruising” on his face. She attempted to leave the hotel but was stopped by a responding female officer who witnessed Tims take the watch “out of her vaginal cavity and hand it to [her].”
Tims was charged with robbery and grand larceny, which will fill out her resume perfectly next to her other pending theft charges and prostitution convictions.
There are many questions surrounding the bizarre incident, but none more puzzling than, “Why in the hell was a guy with a $25,000 watch staying at the Holiday Inn?”
Hiding a watch in your honey pot sounds a hell of lot safer than a gun: Tennessee Woman Caught With Loaded Gun in Her Vagina
