As a four-year-old kid, I remember my mother telling me that bad things would happen if I took a fork or anything metal and shoved it into an electrical outlet.
Apparently, the same warning holds true when shoving metal rods up your peehole.
According to UPI, a 52-year-old Chinese man was recently hospitalized after he shoved a metal rod into his penis in an attempt to “become sexually aroused and maintain an erection.” Unfortunately for Kang Niu, he jammed the rod so far up his urethra that it fell into his bladder during intercourse with a woman, sending him to the hospital.
Niu told doctors his impotence was “preventing him from maintaining a girlfriend.” Well, and an erection. He waited months before seeking medical help, hoping the “rod would pass on its own.”
The good news? Doctors were able to surgically remove the rod. The bad news? Niu is still impotent.
We’re not sure if it will make Niu feel any better, but apparently this kind of thing happens all the time in Asia: Malaysian Man Has Ten Metal Balls Removed From His Penis
