Gentlemen, all of your ridiculous pickup lines have officially become obsolete. The days of the one line pickups are through. This is all thanks to a fella named Derek who messaged a young lady by the name of Jules Geary on Tinder recently. But it was not just the typical introductory dating app message. This was a very hilarious, honest and drawn-out attempt to get Geary to sleep with him. We applaud the effort, but it didn’t seem to work, since Geary took a couple of screenshots and posted them to her Twitter account exclaiming, “Deleting my tinder.” Don’t give up hope though, Derek. We’re sure one of the many girls you cut and pasted this ridiculous story to will eventually take the bait.
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