If you’re looking for a place that will make the Bunny Ranch in Nevada seem like a convent, this London brothel in 1912 should do the trick and then some.
According to Uproxx, feminist blogger Amanda Marcotte tweeted a photo last week of this 102-year-old menu from a London brothel, and the Internet is going crazy over its legitimacy and absolute filth.
Approximately 98 percent of the document is NSFW, with pretty much “the” and “hole” being the only words that wouldn’t get bleeped on national television. Still, the document is a must-read, as the early twentieth century descriptions for back door action and fellatio are some of the funniest things we’ve ever seen.
Maybe it’s just us, but dropping thirty bucks on “Pinkey’s Special” sounds like a pretty dangerous investment even by today’s standards. I mean, any time you’re talking about bringing a goose quill into the bedroom with the sole purpose of blowing wind up your poopshoot, you’re just asking for trouble.
At least this menu is pretty straight forward. Guy Fieri’s menus? Not so much: Guy Fieri Menu Item or Urban Dictionary Sex Act
