Well, now he knows what it felt like to be Wilt Chamberlain.
According to Huffington Post, a 23-year-old hotel worker in Harrogate, England, recently had 24 rounds of medication injected into his penis to settle down an erection that had lasted for more than 17 hours.
Jason Garnett’s damn near daylong boner was a result of priapism, a rare condition where guys get stiff for no apparent reason and stay that way unless they seek treatment. He said that watching doctors stab his boom stick with a needle was a “horrible experience, like something out of a horror film.” On a scale of one to ten, Garnett said the pain was a 10.
Doctors first withdrew two pints of blood from Garnett’s rig in an effort to reduce the pressure, but when that didn’t work, they went to the needle to put his 17-hour erection to bed.
According to Garnett, everything below the belt is now back to normal, “apart from the fact that it looks like it’s been through a war.”
No word on whether or not Garnett would have sought medical attention if this would have happened in Vegas or if he would have attempted to have the greatest night any man has ever lived.
Apparently, bike riding can be quite stimulating these days: Mountain Biker’s Injury Results in Seven-Week Erection
