We’re not sure which is worse, the fact that she was walking around with a fake butt trying to dupe guys into finding her more attractive, or the fact that she was smuggling drugs in her rump.
According to The Smoking Gun, a 33-year-old career criminal was arrested last month by police in Buzzards Bay w
hen a small bag of pills fell from her pants leg while she was standing by a patrol car during a routine traffic stop.
But that was just the beginning.
During the booking process, an officer asked Jill Roy what she did for a living, and the answer naturally varied from “unemployed to working at Dunkin’ Donuts.” Officer Nicole Bevilacqua also noticed Jill Roy’s underwear was a little on the “hard” side. When she asked her what kind of panties she was wearing, Roy said, “I don’t have a butt so I wear these and another pair of underwear under it.”
Bevilacqua then asked her to remove them, and Roy became “visibly upset.” It probably had something to do with the fact that she was hiding “two plastic baggies containing a total of 13 Oxycodone pills and a bag containing $350 of heroin.”
Roy was booked on a number of felony and misdemeanor narcotics charges. She is also the mother of three children, which is just terrific.
Here’s another creative female criminal: Tennessee Woman Caught With Loaded Gun in Her Vagina
