Devout Christian Bodybuilders Ironically Have Website for Swingers

There is only one place on this planet that is crazy enough to be home to a website that targets bodybuilding Christians who want to spread the word of God while consensually plowing other people’s spouses: Florida.

Dean and Christy Parave said they came up with the idea for Fitness Swingers after a heavenly sex sesh with one of Christy’s female friends. According to the website, Fitness Swingers exists to “help people who are healthy, active or just fit have a place they can come to find EXACTLY what they have been looking for.”


Despite the fact that both Dean and his wife are deeply religious people, he thinks creating a website for swingers doesn’t detract from his faith.

“So far today, God hasn’t told me, ‘Dean stop that, it’s a sin,'” Parave said. “Until he does that, I’m going to keep trying to help as many people as I can.”

His wife agreed, adding, “God put people on the Earth to breed and enjoy each other. I feel God is always with me and he has put us here for a reason.”

According to this hysterical interview above, that reason is apparently wife-swapping with other gym rats. Our favorite line?

“The Bible says ‘Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s wife.’ But what if your neighbor wants you to?”

On the other side of the country, people are having sex in trucks: People in San Francisco Can Now Have Sex in a ‘Hook-Up Truck’

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