It’s been a while since we’ve eaten at Papa Murphy’s, but we’re nearly positive that balls are still not supposed to be on the menu.
Police said Symonds was upset that the customer ordered his pie 30 minutes before closing, so he rubbed his sack on the pizza as a form of “punishment.”
Luckily for the customer, he walked in on Symonds during the act. Symonds immediately apologized, saying, “Man, I am really sorry. That was stupid.”
Symonds admitted that if the customer wouldn’t have walked in while he was peppering the pizza with his stones, he “likely would have still handed over the soiled stuffed, family-sized pie topped with Canadian bacon, pineapple and extra cheese.”
The 18-year-old asshole was arrested and charged with “tampering with a consumer product,” which I guess is one way to put it.
