They say there is only one rule in Vegas: Don’t cheat the casinos.
But you have to think that driving a truck through the front doors of one is also highly frowned upon.
According to the Las Vegas Sun, a 40-year-old man who was high on cocaine and speed was arrested Wednesday night after he intentionally drove his truck through the front of the Stratosphere casino.
Police said Ryan Brown wanted to jump from the 1,100-foot Stratosphere tower because he had just lost his job as an electrician at Burning Man after a domestic dispute with his wife, but he never got the chance after security guards and casino guests pounced on him when he got out of his truck.
Brown was charged with felony cocaine possession as well as driving under the influence of drugs and reckless driving, and he had to be restrained with a mask after becoming “combative with corrections officers.”
The only good news for Brown is that if the Clark County Detention Center is in the midst of a “Dress Like Your Favorite Andy Dick Character” contest, he’s a shoo-in for first place:
At least Brown did security a favor and left his clothes on: Drunk Man Crashes Into Restaurant Then Gets Out and Masturbates