It seems like a Los Angeles woman named Annie is pretty tolerant when it comes to dogs dropping a deuce in her yard. She just has one simple request: Pick it up.
But according to UPI, the next time a specific dog owner doesn’t clean up Fido’s poop, she is going to follow him or her home, wait until he or she gets inside and then “take a huge dump” on his or her doorstep:
Annie recently posted a sign outside her yard warning the lazy dog owner that she was watching him or her and added, “We live here and pay a lot of money to live here and it’s not a toilet.”
Annie threatened to not only take a crap on the dog owner’s doorstep, but also pinch it off so she can move over to the windshield of the dog owner’s car and finish the job there.
But perhaps the best part of the sign is the very end where she sarcastically signs off with the old “Love, Annie.”
We might be in the minority on this one, but we kind of hope the dog owner doesn’t pick up Fido’s chocolate biscuits just to see if Annie follows through.
If it makes her feel better, at least Annie will know this about the pooping dog: Study Reveals Dogs Align Themselves With Earth’s Magnetic Field Before Taking a Dump
