Once again, this story does not involve a woman who you would actually want to see pleasuring herself on a bike.
According to The Smoking Gun, a 50-year-old woman was arrested and charged with felony lewd and lascivious exhibition after several Ormond Beach residents – including a 13-year-old boy – witnessed her masturbating on
a motorcycle in a neighbor’s garage.
Neighborhood resident Katherine Marriott told police that Karen Dilworth was allegedly “half naked from the waist down, leaning backwards and her legs were spread apart.” Marriott’s son and an adult male were by her side as they took in the free show.
Nicholas McRay also claimed to have seen Dilworth giving herself a joyride on the motorcycle and told police he yelled at her to shut the garage door because “there was kids around.”
Dilworth told police that she was not diddling herself and instead had gone out to the garage just to have a couple of beers and some heaters. Police said Dilworth appeared to be under the influence.
No word on whether or not Marriott’s son thought it was the most fascinating thing he had ever seen.
We’ll admit that a motorcycle is a tad more sexy than discount clothing: Oklahoma Man Arrested After Masturbating in Walmart