No word on whether or not she’ll be awarded with extra time served for having to dig through her own bowel movements.
According to the New York Daily News, a Utah woman in jail for swallowing a ring that was stolen by her accomplice has been ordered to dig through her own feces until she finds it.
The 25-year-old Christina Schlegel and 30-year-old Bryan Ford were arrested after Ford stole a double-band wedding ring worth “several thousand dollars” from Zales and jumped into Schlegel’s car. But when police stopped the vehicle shortly after the robbery, they couldn’t find the ring.
It was determined that Schlegel swallowed the evidence after an X-ray revealed it was lodged inside of her.
Now Schlegel – not police – has to pick apart her crap until she finds the ring.
“We don’t get paid enough to dig through people’s bowel movements,” Orem Police Lt. Craig Martinez said. “Schlegel must do that job.”
Schlegel has a dry toilet in her cell that does not flush, but that’s not going to make her chore any less disgusting.
No word on what will happen to the ring once Schlegel shits it out, but here’s to hoping that it never finds its way back into a Zales display case for somebody else to purchase.
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