At least his bride knows that he’ll find her attractive once she becomes pregnant.
According to Uproxx, a wedding aboard the Gateway Clipper in Pittsburgh this weekend went pretty much the exact opposite of how the newly married couple envisioned it would after the groom allegedly got “handsey” with a pregnant bartender and tried to pour alcohol down her throat.
Once the boat docked, the 20-year-old bartender called her boyfriend to come pick her up and told him what happened. When the boyfriend approached the groom, 33-year-old Mark Williams, the “verbal confrontation turned physical,” and all hell broke loose.
When the dust had settled, 31-year-old Brian Taylor, a friend of the groom and a member of the Stowe Rocks School Board, allegedly yelled that he was HIV-positive while he tried to resist arrest. 35-year-old David Williams, the brother of the groom and a Pa. State Trooper, also stepped in and at one point hit another police officer in the arm.
The groom, his brother and Taylor were arrested and charged with public drunkenness, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct, riot and criminal mischief.
On the bright side, at least the newlyweds know that it’s probably not going to get any worse than this as they live their lives happily ever after.
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