Hey, when you set a Sleep Number mattress to 69, it can get pretty damn hot.
According to the Daily Mirror, a 52-year-old homeless convicted sex offender in Derry, Northern Ireland, was busted by a PSNI sergeant on Saturday watching porn on a mobile DVD player while taking a mattress to pound town in the parking lot of an old folks’ home.
When officers arrived at Lavery Fold Old Peoples’ Home, they heard “sex sounds” coming from the rear parking lot. When they found Martin Gregory Coll, he was watching a DVD player that was “turned loud” and “laying on a mattress naked from the waist down with his trousers and underwear down by his ankles, and he was simulating sex with the mattress.”
Coll was charged with committing indecent behavior as well as “committing an act of lewd, obscene and disgusting nature of outraging public decency by watching pornography in a public place and having simulated sex with a mattress while naked.”
The judge said Coll had 72 previous convictions, including one last week for stealing three charity boxes from a local bus station, so he will remain behind bars for the next … wait for it … three days.
His American counterpart: Ohio Man Arrested for Having Sex With Pool Float … Again
