Even crazier than that excuse is the fact that the court has ordered an official penis-measuring to see if he’s telling the truth.
According to Uproxx, a 54-year-old German man accused of flashing a teenage girl and her mother told the court recently that doing so was impossible “due to the fact that his penis is too small.”
The girl and her mother told officials that Herbert O. recently approached their house with his boom stick hanging out of his unzipped pants. But Herbert responded by saying his penis is too small for that to be the case, and his wife told the court that he’s not lying, adding, “I’m sorry, darling, but your penis is too short to hang out of your trousers.”
Herbert’s defense lawyer suggested that the judge get a peek of his manhood (or lack thereof) for herself, but it was deemed such a sight would be “too uncomfortable” for her. Instead, the local coroner was given a yardstick to take an exact measurement.
Let’s be honest: If both the man and his wife have testified that he is walking around with a microscopic dong, then a yardstick is probably a little much.
Well then, maybe there is truth to this story after all: Germany Had the Most Penis Enlargements Performed Last Year (Maybe)
