After a 5-year-old girl witnessed him manhandling his own junk and told police, landing a simple job like cashier at Toys “R” Us is probably going to be harder for this guy than convincing a judge that he was just “house hunting.”
According to the Northwest Florida Daily News, Daniel Lewis Davis was charged with lewd or lascivious exhibition and intentionally exposing his genitals in the presence of a victim under 16 years old after he parked his Ford F-150 in a Mary Esther neighborhood, stood in the middle of the street “completely naked” and began masturbating while a 5-year-old girl looked on.
Police said the 21-year-old Lewis then ran back and forth in the road before jumping back into his truck and taking off. After the girl and another witness told police what they had seen, police spotted Lewis driving his truck without a shirt on. When they pulled him over, they noted he “appeared to be putting on pants or shorts.”
Lewis denied he was punching his clown in the street and told police he was just “house hunting.”
From the looks of it, I guess you could say he’s pretty interested in purchasing one or two of them.
Apparently shopping for home decor can also be quite arousing: Woman Says She Saw Kellen Winslow Jr. Masturbating in a Target Parking Lot