That’s pretty crazy when you think about it. I mean, how could she turn down that mustache?
According to The Smoking Gun, a 53-year-old Butte man is in deep shit after calling 911 to complain that a stripper who just gave him a private lap dance wouldn’t go the extra mile and let him plow her.
Police said William McDaniel paid $350 for a private dance at Sagebrush Sam’s Exotic Dance Club and Casino in Rocker, but when the dancer refused to have sex with him, he decided to call 911 to file a complaint.
Local authorities decided not to charge McDaniel for misuse of the town’s emergency system, but he was slapped with the much more embarrassing misdemeanor charge of offering money for sexual favors instead.
Perhaps the best part of the story is that Sagebrush Sam’s only has one review on Yelp, and it’s not a very good one. In March, somebody other than McDaniel also wasn’t very pleased about his time in the strip club, saying it was “dirty and smells like vomit.”
But unlike McDaniel, that guy chose Yelp instead of dialing 911 to complain about it.
Usually this stuff happens in Florida: Florida Woman Calls 911 for Sex
