The best part of the story is that once she was thrown in prison, the guy went and had sex with her daughter for real.
According to Uproxx, a 45-year-old English woman from Newcastle was sentenced to 15 months behind bars after she threw a boiling pot of water at her boyfriend’s manhood because she heard rumors that he was also nailing her daughter.
Luckily for Peter Bailey, Helen Corbett missed his penis and hit his left leg instead, leaving this gruesome burn:
But the story took an unexpected turn once Corbett began serving her prison sentence, as Bailey schtooped her daughter Crystal for real in an act of retaliation.
And of course, now that Bailey considers the two of them even, he hopes that they can patch things up and get back together again because he “still loves her.”
“Helen has sent me letters from prison and she recently gave me a card telling me how much she still wants to be with me,” Bailey said.
Let’s be honest, Peter Bailey. After finding out that you nailed her daughter while she was in prison, the only reason she’ll want to be with you is so she can finish the job.
It’s hard to say whether this is an up or down for Bailey’s hog: The Life of a Man’s Penis Has Ups and Downs
