We’re assuming that most of the male TSA agents were begging to search for it.
According to UPI, a 43-year-old Venezuelan woman with fake boobs was arrested when she arrived at an airport in Madrid recently because…wait for it…her implants were stuffed with almost four pounds of cocaine.
Airport officials initially conducted a search of the woman’s baggage when she began acting suspiciously shortly after her plane landed, but it turned up nothing.
Female security officers then conducted a full body search and found “certain irregularities and deformations in both breasts.”
The woman finally admitted that her cans were “irregular” because they were packed full of yayo, so police escorted her to a local hospital, where they were amazed to find 1.7 kilos of Colombian marching powder stuffed inside her.
Security officials at Adolfo Suárez Madrid-Barajas Airport have now seized about 500 kilograms of cocaine and 6 kilos of heroin this year alone, resulting in 189 arrests.
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