Depending on how cheeky this guy was, it might be safe to say he died doing what he loved most.
According to the Daily Mail, a jobless 50-year-old British man died earlier this year after a vibrator became lodged in his rectum.
Nigel Willis spent five days lying on his mother’s sofa in pain after the sex toy became stuck in his ass. Even though he couldn’t stand up because the pain was so bad, he was still too embarrassed – apparently even more embarrassed than being a 50-year-old man who lives with his mom – to see a doctor about it.
A friend finally convinced him to seek medical attention, and Willis was admitted to University Hospital Lewisham. But even though doctors were able to remove the vibrator from his poop chute, Willis had developed septic shock.
Willis never recovered from his injuries, and he spent more than a month in intensive care. A coroner said yesterday that he died from multiple organ failure that resulted primarily because of the “abdomen injury.”
Let’s be honest. If Willis was too embarrassed to let a doctor know about the vibrator, then he’d probably be having a hell of time dealing with the entire world knowing about it today.
Hey, this happens in the States as well: Man Gets Running Vibrator Lodged in His Large Intestine
